heldersangel:

Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes

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lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

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paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

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dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

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